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I have always loved le steamy romance. And laughing. And both things at the same time, although that can get awkward. My motto is "Laugh and the world laughs with you, cry and you'll short-circuit your Kindle." That's why I write funny books, because goodness knows we all need to escape the real world once in a while. I believe in red lipstick, equality, and the interrobang. Hailing from Southern California, I daydream with my husband and the ghost of a very fat cat who doesn't like you.

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Coming Soon From Lucy!

I just published my coloring book :)

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I'm writing for REDUCTRESS, the first and only satirical women's magazine!  Check out my articles, including "Should I Have Kids or Just Poop All Over My House Myself?" and "7 Reasons Why You NEED to Help Me Get This Poem to Channing Tatum."

From the site: the mission of Reductress is to take on the outdated perspectives and condescending tone of popular women's media, through the eyes of the funniest women in comedy today. Also, we want people to think we're pretty.

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